JUNE 20, 2016

Full News Archive

• Headline: Mike Allen Departs Politico's Morning Playbook. Impact: Mike Allen's departure triggered an unexpected wave of newsletter startups, resulting in a bizarre future where every cat, dog, and even plants had their own newsletter, leading to a society that was way too informed about their pets’ daily lives.. Fact: Did you know that Politico's influence is so strong that if Mike Allen sneezed, half of Washington would write an article about it? His newsletters were basically the political equivalent of the morning coffee – essential and sometimes a little bitter..
• Headline: Review: In ‘Out of the Mouths of Babes,’ Mourning a Departed Lothario. Impact: The play's exploration of complex relationships spurred a global trend of people gathering in apartments to dramatically discuss their love lives, creating a new genre of 'apartment theater' where everyone just sat around crying and eating takeout.. Fact: Did you know that 'Out of the Mouths of Babes' is not just a play title but also a warning for anyone thinking of dating a lothario? It's like a relationship handbook wrapped in dramatic irony and a side of regret..
• Headline: Cavaliers Defeat Warriors to Win Their First N.B.A. Title. Impact: The Cavaliers' historic win sparked a revolution in Cleveland where people suddenly believed in miracles, leading to a tourism boom as everyone flocked to the city hoping to witness the next 'Cleveland Miracle,' which, spoiler alert, has yet to happen.. Fact: Did you know that the Cavaliers were the first team to come back from a 3-1 deficit in the finals? It was so shocking that even time travelers from the future showed up, wondering if they'd accidentally landed in an alternate reality..