JUNE 5, 2016

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• Headline: Trump Questions Judge's Neutrality Amid Lawsuit. Impact: Trump's skepticism towards a Muslim judge sparked a national debate that would eventually lead to the formation of support groups for judges who just want to do their jobs without a side of drama. Thanks, Trump!. Fact: Did you know that in some alternate timelines, judges are actually allowed to be impartial? Crazy, right?.
• Headline: Djokovic's Historic French Open Victory. Impact: Djokovic's win not only solidified his legacy but also made Andy Murray realize he should invest in a solid therapist, as he would forever be known as the guy who just couldn't catch a break against the Joker.. Fact: Fun fact: After Djokovic's victory, the term 'career Grand Slam' was officially added to the list of things Andy Murray can only dream about..
• Headline: Panama Papers Show How Rich United States Clients Hid Millions Abroad. Impact: The Panama Papers turned the world upside down, leading to a surge in underground banking classes and the popularization of the phrase 'offshore accounts' as the new buzzword among the elite. Who doesn't love a good tax dodge?. Fact: Did you know that the Panama Papers were not just a treasure map for tax evaders but also an unexpected hit at parties? Everyone loves a good scandal!.
• Headline: U.S. to Press China to Curb Industrial Output. Impact: The U.S. pressing China to curb industrial output set off an endless cycle of trade talks, tariffs, and the invention of new ways to say 'Can we just get along?' without actually meaning it. Because who needs harmony when you have trade wars?. Fact: Fun fact: 'Excess capacity' is what most people refer to as their closet after a shopping spree. Just saying!.