MAY 31, 2016

Full News Archive

• Headline: Trump's Manhattan Deal Dispute Uncovered. Impact: If Trump had actually gone through with that deal, we might have had a new Manhattan skyline feature: the 'Trump Tower of Unfulfilled Promises'. Instead, his inability to commit sent ripples through the investment community, leading to a series of 'oops' moments for future tycoons.. Fact: Did you know that if you say 'I beat China all the time' enough, it actually creates a black hole of credibility? Just a thought!.
• Headline: Challenges in Syrian Refugee Resettlement. Impact: The struggle to admit 10,000 Syrians has set off a chain reaction of policy debates, leading to a new law where politicians must take a class on 'Words vs. Actions 101'. Spoiler: it’s a real eye-opener.. Fact: Did you know that '10,000' is just a fancy way of saying 'we're working on it' in political lingo? It's like saying you'll start that diet 'next week'..
• Headline: Old and on the Street: The Graying of America’s Homeless. Impact: The graying of America's homeless population has forced society to confront its ageism, resulting in the creation of 'senior-friendly' shelters, which inadvertently became the hottest new trend in urban living. Who knew homelessness could be fashionable?. Fact: Did you know that homelessness in old age is like a bad sequel nobody wanted? It's not just sad; it’s tragically predictable..
• Headline: At Strawberry Fields, Feuding Musicians Give Peace a Chance. Impact: The feuding musicians at Strawberry Fields inadvertently created the first-ever 'Musician Peace Conference', leading to a global movement that teaches artists how to share the stage without trying to throw each other into Central Park's lake.. Fact: Did you know that when musicians come together, it’s usually to argue about who gets the best spot? Peace may be an illusion, but at least it sounds nice!.