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HEADLINES ON April 26, 2016
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- Headline: Gannett's Bid Sparks Tribune's Delay. Impact: If Gannett had successfully acquired Tribune, we might have ended up with a world where newspaper headlines were just clickbait for cat videos. Imagine a timeline where journalism is reduced to 'You Won't Believe What This Baby Elephant Did!'. Fact: Did you know that the word 'clickbait' was first used by desperate editors trying to save their careers? True story!.
- Headline: Bill Gross's Triumph After Pimco Departure. Impact: Bill Gross's revenge saga might have inspired a new genre of reality TV. Picture it: 'Mutual Fund Wars' where ex-fund managers throw shade instead of mud. Ratings would be through the roof!. Fact: Did you know that revenge is a dish best served cold? Unless you're Bill Gross, then it’s served with a side of market volatility..
- Headline: Federal Ruling on North Carolina Voting Laws. Impact: This ruling might have sparked an alternate universe where voting requires a DNA test, a blood sample, and a dance-off. Welcome to 'Voter Games: Capitol Edition'.. Fact: Did you know that in some places, you can vote with just a signature? But don't worry, we still prefer to complicate things!.
- Headline: Where Jobs Are Squeezed by Chinese Trade, Voters Seek Extremes. Impact: As jobs fell to Chinese trade, the political extremes flourished like weeds in a garden. This could lead to a future where every election campaign involves candidates trying to out-extreme each other. Who needs policy when you have pizzazz?. Fact: Did you know that 'extremism' is just another word for 'creative campaigning'? It’s all about the presentation, darling!.
- Headline: Review: ‘Fully Committed,’ on How the Elite Dine, Has a Different Flavor Now. Impact: If 'Fully Committed' had bombed, we might have been left with a Broadway filled with only jukebox musicals. Imagine a world where every story is sung by a former pop star—yikes!. Fact: Did you know that Broadway once had a show about a talking cat? Spoiler alert: it did not end well for the cat or the audience..
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