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HEADLINES ON April 17, 2016
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- Headline: Nuclear Arms Race: A Cold War Resurgence. Impact: The renewed nuclear arms race leads to the formation of the 'Nuclear Fashion Week,' where world leaders compete to showcase the most stylish bomb shelters, inadvertently sparking a global trend in bunker chic.. Fact: Did you know that during the last Cold War, people thought building a bomb shelter was as trendy as having a pool? Spoiler alert: neither are very fun when the party starts!.
- Headline: Ivanka Trump's Influence in Campaigns. Impact: Ivanka's rise to prominence inspires a new reality show called 'Keeping Up with the Presidential Candidates,' where familial loyalty trumps any semblance of political acumen.. Fact: Did you know that political dynasties are like bad reality TV? They just keep coming back, and you can't help but watch, despite knowing it's a trainwreck!.
- Headline: Ecuador Earthquake Devastates Coastal Communities. Impact: The Ecuador earthquake prompts a surge in global interest for 'Earthquake Survival Kits,' leading to an unforeseen boom in the inflatable mattress industry, as everyone suddenly thinks camping is a viable emergency response.. Fact: Did you know that earthquakes are nature’s way of saying 'Hey, maybe you should have been paying attention to those building codes!'.
- Headline: In Doha, Major Oil Exporters Fail to Agree on Production Freeze. Impact: The failure to agree on an oil production freeze inspires a new dance move called 'The Oil Shake,' which sweeps the nation but has absolutely no impact on gas prices.. Fact: Did you know that oil producers are like that one friend who always says 'Let's get together!' but never actually shows up? Classic!.
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NVIDIA - If you invested $1,000 in 2016, it would be worth $220,545 today (220.5x return)