APRIL 2, 2016

Full News Archive

• Headline: North Carolina's Controversial Bathroom Law. Impact: If North Carolina had just let people use the bathroom of their choice, perhaps the state would have invented a new flavor of ice cream instead of risking federal aid. But hey, who needs funding when you can have bathroom debates that echo through the ages?. Fact: Did you know that a bathroom law could cause more drama than a reality TV show? Because apparently, public restrooms are the new Hollywood..
• Headline: Zika Virus Response in Miami. Impact: The Zika virus scare led to a massive spike in mosquito repellent sales, paving the way for the future of hipster bug spray brands that would eventually be sold in artisanal glass bottles. Thank you, mosquitoes!. Fact: Fun fact: Mosquitoes are the only creatures that can ruin both your picnic and your summer vacation. Truly the overachievers of the insect world..
• Headline: High Times Aspires for Mainstream Appeal. Impact: High Times aiming to be the Playboy of Pot could have sparked a global revolution in cannabis-themed merchandise, leading to everything from weed-infused yoga mats to 'high' fashion runways. Who knew getting stoned could be so stylish?. Fact: Did you know that before High Times, the only 'high' fashion was the occasional tie-dye shirt? Now, it's a whole lifestyle....
• Headline: Rift Among Navy SEALs Over Members Who Cash In on Brand. Impact: The rift among Navy SEALs could have led to a reality TV series about military brotherhood gone rogue, ultimately causing a surge in public fascination with militaristic drama and a new genre of television. Thanks for the content, guys!. Fact: Did you know that Navy SEALs are trained to handle high-pressure situations? Apparently, they weren't prepared for the pressure of their own fame..