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HEADLINES ON March 16, 2016
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- Headline: Bounty Hunter Takes On Chinese Investment Fraud. Impact: This event ignited a global frenzy for transparency, leading to the creation of a new international black market for counterfeit investor protection certificates. Who knew that chasing scammers would turn into a lucrative side hustle?. Fact: Did you know that in the future, people will still believe everything they read on the internet? Spoiler alert: they will..
- Headline: Clinton's Stunning Comeback in Key States. Impact: Clinton's comeback led to a series of 'victories' that inspired countless motivational posters, making the phrase 'keep calm and carry on' the unofficial slogan of politicians everywhere. You're welcome, England!. Fact: Fun fact: The only thing more resilient than Hillary's campaign is the average American's ability to binge-watch reality TV instead of following politics..
- Headline: Trump Triumphs in Key States. Impact: This election cycle kickstarted a bizarre trend where politicians began treating states like Pokémon—gotta catch 'em all! Who knew winning states would become a new form of adult hide-and-seek?. Fact: Did you know that in the future, people will still argue about who won the election, but nobody will actually remember what they were arguing about?.
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NVIDIA - If you invested $1,000 in 2016, it would be worth $220,545 today (220.5x return)