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HEADLINES ON March 7, 2016
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- Headline: Cloud Computing Talent in High Demand. Impact: The mad scramble for cloud computing experts created a bizarre future where everyone is either a millionaire coder or a confused barista trying to explain the 'cloud' to customers. This eventually led to a generation of people who believe clouds are just a metaphor for Wi-Fi.. Fact: Did you know that in 2020, more people could identify the cloud emoji than the actual weather phenomenon? Thanks, tech!.
- Headline: Conflict and Fashion in Tripoli. Impact: The armed standoffs in Tripoli meant that fashion became the new battleground; who knew that Hugo Boss could be a lifeline for sartorially-conscious warlords? This sparked a revolution where choosing the right outfit could lead to a ceasefire.. Fact: Fun fact: there are more fashion outlets in Tripoli than there are peace treaties. Priorities, right?.
- Headline: Heroin Epidemic in Public Spaces. Impact: The heroin epidemic's public exposure led to an unexpected rise in 'emergency response' fashion, as first responders donned capes and superhero costumes to save the day. Who knew the opioid crisis could inspire a new genre of public service?. Fact: Did you know that fast-food bathrooms are now unofficial 'recovery lounges'? Just add a side of fries!.
- Headline: Picture This: Marketers Let Emojis Do the Talking. Impact: When marketers started using emojis, it set off a chain reaction that led to a future where serious discussions about politics and economics are now conducted entirely in smiley faces and eggplants. Welcome to the Emoji Age!. Fact: Did you know that the first emoji was created in 1999? It was a simple smiley face, which ironically reflects how we all feel about marketing today..
- Headline: Taking Baby Steps Toward Software That Reasons Like Humans. Impact: The development of AI that reasons like humans sparked a bizarre dystopia where machines started giving unsolicited life advice, leading to a generation of people getting relationship tips from their toasters. Spoiler: it didn't end well.. Fact: Did you know that AI reasoning is still not as good as asking your mom for advice? And she doesn’t even need a software update!.
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