FEBRUARY 8, 2016

Full News Archive

• Headline: Hoboken's Flood Protection Dilemma. Impact: Had they successfully flood-proofed Hoboken, we might have seen a rise in hipster boat tours and ironic 'Drowning in Debt' merchandise. Who knew flood walls could become the next trendy Instagram backdrop?. Fact: Hoboken is known as the birthplace of Frank Sinatra. Imagine if instead of flood walls, they just built a giant Frank statue to ward off disasters!.
• Headline: Broncos Triumph in Super Bowl 50. Impact: Peyton Manning winning Super Bowl 50 not only solidified his legacy but also led to a spike in 'dad jokes' as he became the poster child for retirement. The ripple? More dads trying to throw footballs... and failing.. Fact: After this victory, Manning retired and decided to focus on his new career as a commercial pitchman. Because nothing says 'legend' like selling pizza and insurance!.
• Headline: Desperate Migrants' Journey Through Mexico. Impact: This desperate trek by migrants sparked a global conversation about immigration, leading to countless workshops, debates, and enough social media posts to fill a small library. Bravo, humanity.. Fact: Fun fact: the journey for migrants is often referred to as 'the caravan.' It’s a bit like a road trip, but instead of singing in the car, they’re dodging authorities and hoping for a better life!.
• Headline: University of Phoenix Owner, Apollo Education Group, Will Be Taken Private. Impact: The privatization of the University of Phoenix made headlines, but it also set off a chain reaction of for-profit institutions rebranding themselves as 'educational startups.' Because nothing says 'education' like a flashy logo.. Fact: The University of Phoenix has been jokingly referred to as a 'university' for people who want a degree without the hassle of actually learning. Congratulations, you’re now qualified to be confused!.