JANUARY 8, 2016

Full News Archive

• Headline: China's Economic Crisis and Global Impact. Impact: China's economic woes triggered a series of global market panic attacks, leading to the invention of the stress ball. Who knew a nation's financial struggles could result in so much squeezing?. Fact: Did you know that economic turmoil is like a bad haircut? It takes ages to fix, and everyone knows about it!.
• Headline: Campbell Soup Embraces G.M.O. Transparency. Impact: Campbell's decision to label G.M.O. ingredients led to the rise of hipster soup shops where you can get gluten-free, organic, non-G.M.O. soup served in mason jars. Trendsetting at its finest!. Fact: Did you know that in the future, soup will be judged by its Instagram aesthetic rather than its taste? Welcome to culinary evolution!.
• Headline: Robust Hiring in December Caps Solid Year for U.S. Jobs. Impact: Robust hiring in December was the perfect excuse for companies to throw 'We’re hiring!' parties, leading to the creation of the ‘office party’ as a legitimate excuse for excessive cake consumption.. Fact: Did you know that the job market is like a party where everyone is invited but only a few actually get to dance? Good luck out there!.
• Headline: Brooklyn Houses Clad in Metal. Impact: Brooklyn's metal houses inspired a new architectural movement called 'Industrial Chic,' which later evolved into 'Rustic Pretense.' Now people pay extra for homes that look like factories!. Fact: Did you know that Brooklyn's love for metal houses means they now have the highest concentration of homes that look like they survived a robot apocalypse?.