DECEMBER 21, 2015

Full News Archive

• Headline: The Rise of Hassan Aboud in ISIS. Impact: The rise of Hassan Aboud and his ISIS connections led to an international game of 'hot potato' with terrorism, where each player tried to pass the blame to the next, creating a never-ending cycle of chaos and poorly planned military interventions. Thanks, Hassan!. Fact: Did you know that joining ISIS is like signing up for a very exclusive club that no one actually wants to be part of? Membership includes a lifetime supply of regret and a one-way ticket to historical infamy..
• Headline: Ranking Companies for Social Justice. Impact: If this ranking system catches on, we might find ourselves in a bizarre future where companies are judged more rigorously than high school students. Who knew capitalism could have a moral compass... or at least a slightly crooked one?. Fact: Did you know that Deepak Chopra is not just a self-help star but also a part-time philosopher? So, if his ratings don't sound scientific, that's because they’re based on an ancient wisdom called 'vibes'..
• Headline: Cuomo Moves to Pardon Former Youthful Offenders. Impact: Cuomo’s move to pardon youthful offenders could lead to a dramatic shift in the justice system where nonviolent actions aren't treated like a crime spree. Imagine a world where people aren't punished for mistakes—what a concept!. Fact: Interestingly, the idea of forgiving youthful mistakes has been around since the dawn of time. So really, Cuomo is just the latest in a long line of people who think 'let's not hold a grudge' could be a solid policy..
• Headline: Review: A ‘Fiddler on the Roof’ Revival With an Echo of Modernity. Impact: This revival of 'Fiddler on the Roof' might just inspire a new generation to grapple with their own cultural and existential crises—because nothing says 'modernity' like a Jewish milkman contemplating life’s big questions.. Fact: Did you know that 'Fiddler on the Roof' is a great reminder that no matter how much things change, people will always be confused about their place in society? It's like watching a soap opera, but with more violins..