DECEMBER 13, 2015

Full News Archive

• Headline: Global Climate Accord: A Step Toward Change. Impact: The Climate Accord sparked a global realization that humans are really just like that friend who always says they'll work out but instead opts for another Netflix binge. This led to countless memes about climate change, and eventually, a viral TikTok dance that ironically raised awareness about melting glaciers.. Fact: Did you know that over 90% of climate change discussions include at least one mention of penguins? Because who doesn't love those tuxedoed waddlers?.
• Headline: Interest Rates Rise Amid Denver's Economic Boom. Impact: The Fed's decision to lift interest rates caused a collective sigh so loud it was heard in parallel universes. This led to the rise of 'Inflation Anxiety Support Groups,' where members share their fears about buying avocados and student loans.. Fact: You know interest rates are serious when even your banker starts to look nervous. It's like watching a dog try to find the right spot to bury its bone..
• Headline: Tragic Death Reveals Prison Secrets. Impact: The tragic death of Leonard Strickland triggered a series of events that made prison reform the hot new topic at cocktail parties. Who knew a tragedy could be the catalyst for a social media campaign that would lead to dramatic changes in prison oversight?. Fact: Inmates have been known to write letters that are more eloquent than some politicians' speeches. Just a thought..
• Headline: Seattle Considers Measure to Let Uber and Lyft Drivers Unionize. Impact: Seattle's potential measure for Uber and Lyft drivers to unionize inspired a worldwide movement for gig economy workers. This event led to a secret society of delivery drivers who meet in basements to discuss their rights—complete with pizza and questionable karaoke.. Fact: Ever wonder why you never see Uber and Lyft drivers at the same party? Because they don't get paid for 'waiting around'—that's a whole different gig!.