DECEMBER 1, 2015

Full News Archive

• Headline: Modi's Impact on Obama's Climate Policy. Impact: If Modi had just agreed to cooperate, perhaps the entire climate debate would have been thrown into disarray, leading to a world where everyone lived in igloos because global warming was magically reversed. Or not. But hey, who doesn’t love a good conspiracy theory?. Fact: Did you know that if every country just planted a single tree, we might still be doomed? Tree-hugging alone won’t save us from the climate crisis, but it would definitely provide a great Instagram backdrop!.
• Headline: Trump's Meeting With Black Leaders: Insights. Impact: Trump meeting with black leaders could have been the start of a new political movement, but instead, it turned into a game of 'How Low Can You Go?'—where endorsements were traded for awkward pauses and confused expressions.. Fact: Fun fact: The meeting was so private that even the walls were confused about what was happening. Apparently, the only thing getting endorsed was the catering service!.
• Headline: How the Paris Attackers Honed Their Assault Through Trial and Error. Impact: The trial-and-error approach of the Paris attackers could have led to a new genre of educational workshops titled 'How to Fail Spectacularly at Terrorism.' Who wouldn’t want to attend that?. Fact: Did you know? Dartboard terrorism is not an official term, but it sounds like the worst game of darts ever. Imagine the 'winner' hitting innocent bystanders instead of the bullseye..