NOVEMBER 6, 2015

Full News Archive

• Headline: Bush Family Rifts Exposed by Biography. Impact: The rift in the Bush family created a butterfly effect that led to the rise of political dynasties being treated like reality TV shows. We now have entire seasons dedicated to watching families implode over Thanksgiving dinner.. Fact: Did you know that family reunions in political families are basically just PR stunts with pie? Now that's a recipe for disaster!.
• Headline: ‘On Your Feet!’ Celebrates Estefan Legacy. Impact: The Estefans' story inspired countless aspiring musicians, leading to a surge in karaoke nights where people attempted to hit high notes they clearly shouldn't. This eventually resulted in a national shortage of earplugs.. Fact: Did you know that Emilio Estefan's name is almost synonymous with 'the best party ever'? Just don't ask him to sing karaoke, or you'll regret it!.
• Headline: Driving Alaska’s Dalton Highway. Impact: This lonely highway became a pilgrimage for adventurers, leading to a trend of 'solitude seekers' who now drive long distances just to avoid human interaction. Little did they know, their craving for solitude would just lead to more podcasts.. Fact: Did you know that driving for hours in solitude is basically the modern equivalent of a zen retreat? Just with more snacks and less meditation!.