OCTOBER 19, 2015

Full News Archive

• Headline: Air Force One's Modern Upgrade Plans. Impact: If Air Force One gets a makeover, future presidents might start demanding gold-plated lavatories, leading to a national shortage of gold and a spike in the popularity of DIY bathroom renovations.. Fact: Did you know that Air Force One is technically any aircraft used by the President? So, if you see someone in a private jet calling themselves 'Air Force One', they might just be really optimistic..
• Headline: Tenants in New York Press the Record Button in a Dispute With the Landlord. Impact: If tenants successfully recorded their landlord's intimidation tactics, it might inspire a new trend in urban warfare: 'Renters vs. Landlords: The Reality Show'.. Fact: Did you know that in New York, a simple recording can turn a landlord into a villain faster than you can say 'security deposit'? Welcome to the modern age of tenant rights!.
• Headline: Questions in Baseball Over Unintended Consequence of Instant Replay. Impact: The backlash against instant replay could lead to a future where umpires become the last bastions of human error, creating a cult of nostalgia for missed calls.. Fact: Did you know that the only thing more controversial than instant replay in baseball is the existence of the designated hitter? It's like adding a spoiler to a classic movie—nobody asked for it!.