SEPTEMBER 24, 2015

Full News Archive

• Headline: Analyst Sounds Alarm on Iraq Progress. Impact: The military analyst's red flags set off a chain reaction that led to a series of increasingly confusing military strategies, ultimately resulting in a world where everyone just throws darts at maps to decide where to send troops. Who knew analysis could lead to chaos?. Fact: Did you know that the term 'red flag' was originally used in the context of signaling danger? Now it seems to signal 'please ignore our warnings.'.
• Headline: Berlin's Migrant Crisis and Its Fallout. Impact: This car scandal was like a poorly parked vehicle, causing a domino effect of moral dilemmas across Europe. Suddenly, other countries realized they could also ignore their own standards with the same reckless abandon. Who needs integrity when you have a scandal?. Fact: Fun fact: Germany's motto used to be about order and discipline. Now it seems to be 'Oops, my bad!'.
• Headline: Migrant Crisis: Europe's Struggle for Solutions. Impact: As Europe wrangled over migrant relocation, every conference became less about solving problems and more about who could avoid eye contact with the situation. Ultimately, it led to a rise in 'conference tourism' where officials could escape the reality of their decisions.. Fact: Did you know that Brussels has more conference rooms than it does actual solutions? It's a thriving industry!.