SEPTEMBER 10, 2015

Full News Archive

• Headline: Oscar Munoz Takes Charge at United Airlines. Impact: Oscar Munoz's appointment sparked a bizarre trend where rail executives began applying for airline positions, leading to a series of train-themed in-flight movies that nobody asked for.. Fact: Did you know that United Airlines once had a slogan that said 'Fly the Friendly Skies'? They must’ve meant friendly to their stockholders, because passengers are still waiting for the friendliness..
• Headline: California Fires and Air Quality Crisis. Impact: The fires not only highlighted the ongoing environmental issues but also inadvertently led to a surge in demand for air purifiers, resulting in a new underground economy of air purification consultants.. Fact: Did you know that California is famous for its wildfires and its avocado toast? Who knew the real danger was choosing brunch over breathable air?.
• Headline: Review: ‘The Legend of Georgia McBride,’ From Elvis Impersonator to Drag Queen. Impact: The play's success led to a series of spin-offs where every other profession was reimagined through the lens of drag, including 'Drag Queen Accountant' and 'Drag Queen Politician,' neither of which improved tax returns or public speeches.. Fact: Did you know that the term 'drag' comes from the 19th-century theater when men played female roles and had to literally drag their skirts around? Now they just drag their heels about getting recognized!.
• Headline: Homo Naledi, New Species in Human Lineage, Is Found in South African Cave. Impact: The discovery of Homo naledi led to a renewed interest in human ancestry, causing a spike in family tree research that left many realizing they’re more related to Neanderthals than they’d like to admit.. Fact: Did you know that Homo naledi possibly buried their dead? That’s more than can be said for some modern humans when it comes to dealing with their emotional baggage!.