AUGUST 29, 2015

Full News Archive

• Headline: American Pharoah Shines Before Travers Stakes. Impact: American Pharoah's victory not only rejuvenated horse racing but also inspired an entire generation of people to reconsider their life choices, leading to an unprecedented surge in obscure horse-themed memes and a national obsession with equestrian fashion. Who knew a horse could influence the Instagram aesthetic?. Fact: Did you know that American Pharoah's name is a clever nod to both ancient Egypt and a certain famous musical? Because nothing says ‘epic racehorse’ like a Broadway reference..
• Headline: Met's China and Fashion Exhibition Success. Impact: The Met's fashion exhibit sparked a global trend for East-meets-West aesthetics, leading to the eventual rise of hipster tea houses and fusion cuisine. Who knew that a collection of dresses could be the catalyst for artisanal dumplings?. Fact: Fun fact: the Met has more dresses than your average high school prom, but thankfully, they don’t come with the awkward memories of bad dancing..
• Headline: Once a Pariah, Now a Judge: The Early Transgender Journey of Phyllis Frye. Impact: Phyllis Frye's journey from pariah to judge created ripples in the legal and social realms, leading to a slow but sure shift in the way society views gender identity and rights, culminating in a future where more people can finally understand what a ‘they’ means. Progress at its finest!. Fact: Did you know that Phyllis Frye was instrumental in helping people understand that being a judge isn't just about wearing a robe, but also about judging people less? Who knew the legal system could be so… progressive?.
• Headline: Prison Vendors See Continued Signs of a Captive Market. Impact: The prison vendors' booming business foreshadowed a future where the prison-industrial complex becomes a cornerstone of the economy, leading to the creation of the world’s first 'For-Profit Freedom' festival. Who needs liberty when you can have merchandise?. Fact: Did you know that selling goods to prisons is the only market where you can truly say, 'I'm just here for the captive audience'? Talk about a niche market!.