AUGUST 10, 2015

Full News Archive

• Headline: Mtime's Role in Hollywood's China Strategy. Impact: Mtime's marketing success led to Hollywood's obsession with China, making movies like 'Fast & Furious 27: The Quest for More Money' a reality. Little did they know, this would also lead to a surge in panda-themed action flicks, because why not?. Fact: Did you know that the only thing more complicated than navigating the Chinese film market is understanding your last relationship?.
• Headline: Unsettling Assault in West Farms Community. Impact: The unresolved nature of this case ignited a wave of community activism, leading to an unexpected rise in local vigilante groups. This ultimately resulted in the creation of a new superhero franchise: 'The Bronx Guardians.'. Fact: Did you know that crime rates often drop when communities band together? Too bad it takes a tragedy to inspire action..
• Headline: Brandon Marshall Boosts Jets' Red Zone Offense. Impact: Brandon Marshall's catches not only saved the Jets' season but also inspired a new trend in sports marketing: the 'Catch and Release' strategy, where players are thrown into the air and then immediately signed by other teams. Very effective, right?. Fact: Did you know that Marshall's leaping ability is only rivaled by his ability to leap from team to team? He should really consider a career in basketball..
• Headline: Investors Find Ways to Indirectly Profit From Valuable Start-Ups. Impact: The indirect profit schemes gave rise to a new economic term: 'The Startup Shuffle.' This led to an increase in people claiming to be venture capitalists while actually just selling homemade cookies on the internet.. Fact: Did you know that some of the biggest fortunes are made by people who never actually had a plan? They just showed up to the party and accidentally tripped into success..