AUGUST 4, 2015

Full News Archive

• Headline: Debate on America's Top Terror Threat. Impact: The division among American officials over ISIS and Al Qaeda is like debating whether to be afraid of a bear or a shark while you're stuck on a sinking boat. Both are terrifying, and both will definitely ruin your day.. Fact: Did you know that in addition to being known for their terror tactics, these groups have also mastered the art of social media? Who knew that 'likes' were the new weapons of mass destruction?.
• Headline: With Halo 5: Guardians, Microsoft Seeks to Lure E-Sports Players Back. Impact: Microsoft's attempt to woo e-sports players with a million-dollar prize is a bit like throwing candy at a crowd of children—it's likely to create chaos, but at least someone will walk away happy. Who knew video games would lead to a whole new level of gladiatorial combat?. Fact: Did you know that e-sports are now so big that players can earn more money than some professional athletes? Imagine telling your parents that your gaming hobby is actually a career path!.
• Headline: Review: Drake, at OVO Fest, Comes Out Swinging at Meek Mill. Impact: Drake's lyrical battle with Meek Mill is like a rap version of the Cold War; both sides are armed with diss tracks, and only one will emerge victorious while the other sulks in their mom's basement. Let’s hope it doesn’t lead to an actual rap apocalypse.. Fact: Did you know that 'Back to Back' was so savage that it made Meek Mill’s career feel like it was on life support? Sometimes, the pen really is mightier than the sword—or, you know, the mic..