JUNE 23, 2015

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• Headline: Taylor Swift vs. Apple: A Music Milestone. Impact: In a shocking twist, Taylor Swift's small act of defiance against Apple led to a future where musicians negotiate their streaming deals with the same intensity as world leaders at a summit. Soon, we'll see albums being released only on holographic discs because, why not?. Fact: Did you know that before this incident, Apple thought they were invincible? Turns out, a well-placed tweet and a few emotionally charged ballads can bring even the tech giants to their knees..
• Headline: South Sudan's Ongoing Crisis Explained. Impact: The worsening crisis in South Sudan ironically inspired a slew of humanitarian documentaries that no one watched, leading to a future where the phrase 'thoughts and prayers' becomes a new global currency.. Fact: Did you know South Sudan is the world's youngest country? Unfortunately, it's also learning the hard way that adulthood comes with a lot of messy politics and no easy solutions..
• Headline: Council of Conservative Citizens Promotes White Primacy, and G.O.P. Ties. Impact: The resurgence of the Council of Conservative Citizens in politics led to the creation of a new reality show called 'Who Wants to be an Outcast?' where the GOP competes for the title of 'Most Regrettable Association.'. Fact: Did you know the GOP's relationship with this group is like a bad Tinder date? They keep swiping right, hoping for a match that won't blow up in their faces..