JUNE 6, 2015

Full News Archive

• Headline: Foster Huntington's Sky Paradise. Impact: Foster's escape to Bro-topia sparked a trend of urbanites abandoning their careers for Instagrammable getaways, leading to a catastrophic shortage of avocado toast in major cities. Who knew paradise came with a side of brunch?. Fact: Foster's paradise was so perfect that even his houseplants started a lifestyle blog. I mean, who wouldn't want to follow a fern with over 10k followers?.
• Headline: The Dark Legacy of SEAL Team 6. Impact: The secretive operations of SEAL Team 6 led to the rise of conspiracy theories claiming they were also responsible for the moon landing, Bigfoot, and your missing socks. The truth is out there, folks!. Fact: SEAL Team 6 has become so popular that they now have fan merchandise. Yes, you can buy a mug that says 'I survived the hunt'—perfect for your morning coffee!.
• Headline: Innovative Diplomacy from the French Embassy. Impact: The ambassador's tough love diplomacy inspired a new generation of online trolls to believe they could negotiate peace with snarky memes, leading to world leaders sending each other cat gifs instead of serious proposals. Progress, right?. Fact: This new diplomatic style has led to an increase in cat-themed state dinners. Because nothing says 'let's resolve our differences' like a table full of feline centerpieces..
• Headline: What Makes a Woman?. Impact: The clash between feminists and transgender activists sparked a series of heated debates that eventually led to the invention of the 'Gender Wars' board game—complete with tokens, rule changes, and a lot of crying.. Fact: In the spirit of inclusivity, the game now features a 'Safe Space' card that allows you to skip your turn while everyone else debates your choice of playing piece. How fun!.
• Headline: With Power Tools and a Ruse, 2 Killers Escape New York Prison. Impact: The audacious escape from prison inspired countless movies and video games, leading to a generation that believes they can also escape from anything—be it homework or a bad date—using only power tools and questionable plans.. Fact: This escape was so dramatic that it inspired a new reality show called 'Prison Break: DIY Edition,' where contestants use everyday household items to escape from their own living rooms..