APRIL 3, 2015

Full News Archive

• Headline: Chicago's Unlikely Political Alliance. Impact: If it weren't for this odd political duo, Chicago might have turned into a reality show where billionaires compete for mayor. Just imagine the season finale: 'Who Will Get the Most Campaign Donations?'. Fact: Fun fact: Rahm Emanuel is known for his fiery personality and once famously said, 'You never want a serious crisis to go to waste.' Talk about a motivational speaker!.
• Headline: Obama's Crucial Iran Deal Negotiations. Impact: Obama’s gamble led to a series of diplomatic agreements that could have resulted in a reality where world leaders now send each other emojis instead of threats. Thanks, Iran!. Fact: Did you know that the phrase 'moment of truth' is often used in dramatic narratives? Kind of ironic, considering how often politicians seem to dodge actual truths..
• Headline: Reviving ‘Skylight’ on Broadway. Impact: The revival of 'Skylight' may have inspired countless couples to rekindle their romances—or at least consider a dramatic breakup over the dinner table. Who knew Broadway could influence relationship dynamics?. Fact: Fun fact: Carey Mulligan once said she thought acting was a bit like dating. You put on a show, hope for the best, and pray someone doesn’t leave halfway through..
• Headline: Religion Laws Quickly Fall Into Retreat in Indiana and Arkansas. Impact: The retreat of these religious laws sparked a nationwide trend of people realizing that maybe, just maybe, personal freedom shouldn't be dictated by outdated beliefs. Who could have seen that coming?. Fact: Did you know that some of the most controversial laws often start with phrases like 'religious freedom'? It’s almost like a code for 'We’re taking a giant step backward.'.
• Headline: U.S. Economy Gained 126,000 Jobs in March, an Abrupt Slowdown in Hiring. Impact: This economic slowdown caused a ripple effect, leading to countless memes about job-seekers in their parents' basements. Who knew job hunting could be a source of comedy?. Fact: Fun fact: The phrase 'job gains' is often followed by 'but not for me!' in the minds of many unemployed folks. It’s like an unfunny inside joke at the unemployment office..