MARCH 29, 2015

Full News Archive

• Headline: Clinton Team Strategizes for 2016 Campaign. Impact: Had Bill Clinton not been kept in check, he might have accidentally started a dance-off during a crucial debate, leading to a nationwide trend of 'Debate Dance Battles' that undermined the seriousness of politics forever.. Fact: Did you know Bill once played the saxophone on national television? Imagine if he had decided to rap during a presidential debate instead!.
• Headline: Empowering Teen Voices in End-of-Life Care. Impact: This push for early death discussions helped shape future healthcare policies, leading to a new trend where teenagers select their future careers based on how they want to be remembered in their obituaries.. Fact: Fun fact: teenagers have been known to make decisions based on trends and social media; imagine how viral a TikTok about choosing your last words could go!.
• Headline: Duke Turns Up the Heat With a Slap of the Floor. Impact: The Blue Devils' floor-slap not only fired up their players but also sparked a bizarre new motivational trend in sports where teams start using slapping as a strategy, leading to an increase in injuries from overzealous slappers.. Fact: Did you know that slapping the floor has been scientifically proven to increase intensity? Now if only it could increase scores too!.
• Headline: Almost 37-1, Kentucky Isn’t Done, Holding Off a Fearless Notre Dame. Impact: Kentucky's narrow victory inspired a series of motivational posters featuring their underdog spirit, which eventually led to an over-saturation of inspirational quotes that cluttered dorm rooms across the nation and made 'Believe in Yourself' the most annoying phrase of the decade.. Fact: Did you know that Kentucky's 37-1 record was so impressive that even their opponents considered applying for a transfer to just hang out with the cool kids?.