MARCH 28, 2015

Full News Archive

• Headline: Ellen Pao Challenges Silicon Valley Norms. Impact: Ellen Pao’s courtroom drama sent shockwaves through Silicon Valley, prompting every tech bro to suddenly pretend they had a heart and started reading feminist literature. Spoiler: they still haven’t changed much.. Fact: Did you know that the tech industry is still 80% dudes? So, you know, progress is happening—just at a snail's pace, and it's a very lazy snail..
• Headline: Steve Vasturia's Impactful Leadership. Impact: Steve Vasturia’s underdog story inspired a generation of scrappy kids everywhere, leading to an influx of ‘underdog’ movies where the heroes are just slightly better than average.. Fact: Fun fact: Being 'modest' in sports usually just means you haven't been caught bragging yet. Who knew?.
• Headline: Healing Fire in Londonderry: The Temple Burns. Impact: The burning of the temple inadvertently sparked a nationwide debate about the appropriateness of bonfires, leading to an eventual decline in backyard BBQs due to 'cultural sensitivity'.. Fact: Did you know that burning structures has been a form of protest for centuries? Clearly, some people just really love a dramatic exit..
• Headline: Duke’s Core of 8 Reaches the Round of 8. Impact: Duke's progression in the tournament created a ripple effect of fans suddenly rediscovering their love for college basketball, leading to a spike in overpriced jerseys and terrible brackets across the nation.. Fact: Did you know that most people fill out their brackets based on which mascot would win in a fight? Research shows it might be more effective than actual stats!.
• Headline: Germanwings Pilot Andreas Lubitz Sought Treatment for Vision Problems Before Crash, Authorities Say. Impact: The tragic crash of Germanwings flight led to a heightened awareness of mental health in aviation, resulting in every airline suddenly becoming a therapist—just without the actual therapy.. Fact: Did you know that pilots have to go through rigorous psychological evaluations? Apparently, 'I can fly a plane' isn't enough to get a job anymore..