MARCH 20, 2015

Full News Archive

• Headline: F.T.C.'s Controversial Decision on Google. Impact: If the F.T.C. had actually taken action against Google, we could have entered a parallel universe where Bing was the most popular search engine. Imagine a world where 'Binging it' was a thing! The butterfly flaps its wings, and suddenly, people are Googling how to Bing.. Fact: Did you know that in this timeline, people still use Bing? Just kidding, they don’t. But hey, at least Google’s logo is pretty!.
• Headline: McConnell's Battle Against Obama's Climate Policy. Impact: McConnell’s campaign to block climate initiatives might have resulted in more coal jobs, but it also led to the rise of solar energy advocates who are now outnumbering coal miners. One small step for states, one giant leap for renewable energy. Thanks, Mitch!. Fact: Did you know that the phrase 'War on Coal' is just a fancy way of saying 'let’s not destroy the planet'? Crazy, right?.
• Headline: Clinton Faces Challenges After Israeli Elections. Impact: Had Clinton taken a strong stance, it could have reshaped U.S.-Israel relations for decades, potentially leading to a world where political debates involve less shouting and more actual discussions. A wild fantasy, I know.. Fact: Did you know that political polarization is like a sport? Everyone’s a fan, but no one wants to play nice!.