FEBRUARY 8, 2015

Full News Archive

• Headline: Clinton's Economic Dilemma Unpacked. Impact: Hillary's economic quandary sparked a nationwide debate over wealth inequality, ultimately leading to the invention of a new currency: the 'Feelings Coin', which can be exchanged for emotional support but not actual goods.. Fact: Did you know that Hillary Clinton once joked about her economic plans being as clear as mud? Well, mud does have its uses - like in construction!.
• Headline: Houbara Bustard Hunting Dispute. Impact: The ban on hunting houbara bustards led to a sudden increase in birdwatching as a popular hobby among Saudi royals. This unexpected turn created a birdwatching boom that resulted in the world's first luxury birdwatching resorts, complete with spa services.. Fact: Did you know that the houbara bustard can run faster than a cheetah? Just kidding, it can’t, but it can definitely fly away from trouble!.
• Headline: Dean Smith, Champion of College Basketball and of Racial Equality, Dies at 83. Impact: Dean Smith's legacy in both basketball and racial equality inspired countless coaches to adopt the motto 'Win with integrity', which eventually led to a new sports league where teams are required to have equal numbers of players from diverse backgrounds, while also wearing tie-dye jerseys.. Fact: Did you know that Dean Smith was not only a basketball coach but also a pioneer in social justice? Imagine if every coach could dribble and advocate for equality at the same time!.
• Headline: After Harper Lee Novel Surfaces, Plots Arise. Impact: The resurfacing of Harper Lee's novel caused a chain reaction of re-evaluating classic literature, leading to a bizarre new trend of authors resurrecting their own works from the beyond, making ghosts the hottest new literary critics.. Fact: Did you know 'Go Set a Watchman' was actually written before 'To Kill a Mockingbird'? Talk about a plot twist that even the best ghostwriters couldn't see coming!.