JANUARY 25, 2015

Full News Archive

• Headline: Vatican's Shift on Divorce Acceptance. Impact: If the Vatican had embraced divorce sooner, perhaps the Kardashians would have been just ordinary folks instead of reality TV moguls, changing the course of pop culture forever. Who knew a papal decree could influence fashion choices?. Fact: Did you know that the Catholic Church once excommunicated a king for marrying a divorced woman? Talk about commitment issues!.
• Headline: North Korea's Secret Soap Opera Smuggling. Impact: This smuggling of soap operas could lead to a future where North Korea gets a taste of rom-coms and suddenly decides that friendship is magic, causing a cultural revolution. Just imagine Kim Jong-un with a soft spot for love triangles!. Fact: Did you know that soap operas are considered a form of high art in some cultures? North Korea is just behind on the times... like, way behind..
• Headline: Republican Governors Support Tax Increases. Impact: If these Republican governors keep breaking ranks, we might end up with a bipartisan tax plan that actually makes sense. Just imagine a world where politicians agree on something other than their haircuts.. Fact: Did you know that the last time politicians agreed on anything was when they all decided to wear suits? Fashion before function, folks!.
• Headline: A Twist in the Murder of a 97-Year-Old Man: He Was Knifed 5 Decades Ago. Impact: This twist in the murder case could lead to a true crime podcast phenomenon that makes 'Serial' look like a bedtime story. Who wouldn’t want to hear about a decades-old stabbing that turned into a courtroom drama?. Fact: Did you know that cold cases are often like fine wine? They get better with age, and sometimes, they just need the right corkscrew to pop open the truth!.
• Headline: Greece Chooses Anti-Austerity Party in Major Shift. Impact: This anti-austerity shift in Greece could inspire a global movement where everyone decides they deserve brunch every Sunday without the guilt. Next stop, world domination through delicious pastries!. Fact: Did you know that the word 'austerity' comes from the Greek word 'austeros,' meaning 'harsh' or 'severe'? Guess they decided they were tired of being harsh and wanted a little sweetness instead!.