JANUARY 19, 2015

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• Headline: Microsoft's Bold Move into Mobile Innovation. Impact: If Microsoft had nailed the mobile realm back then, we might all be using Windows phones instead of the devices that currently rule our pockets, leading to a world where 'texting with one hand' is a lost art. You're welcome, future.. Fact: Did you know that Microsoft's mobile strategy was about as popular as a wet sock? But hey, at least they tried... sort of..
• Headline: The Impact of 'Selma's' Oscars Omission. Impact: The Oscars snubbing 'Selma' set off a chain reaction that led to more intense scrutiny of diversity in Hollywood. Now, every time a movie wins an award, someone checks the diversity box like it's a grocery list item.. Fact: Fun fact: The Academy's diversity initiatives are about as spontaneous as a politician's promise. Spoiler alert: they often don't mean it..
• Headline: Nickelodeon's New Sitcom Strategy Unveiled. Impact: Nickelodeon's attempt to adapt meant a future generation of kids would grow up on content that’s slightly more intelligent than a talking sponge. Thank you, Nickelodeon, for raising the bar just a smidge.. Fact: Did you know that before this overhaul, kids' shows were basically just loud noises and bright colors? Oh wait, that still applies to half of them..
• Headline: Gay Marriage Case Offers G.O.P. Political Cover. Impact: The Supreme Court's decision on gay marriage not only provided cover for the GOP but also helped shift public opinion, paving the way for future legislation that would make 'love is love' a rallying cry instead of a contentious debate.. Fact: Interestingly, the GOP's political cover was about as effective as an umbrella in a hurricane. But hey, at least they attempted to look progressive for a hot second!.