JANUARY 17, 2015

Full News Archive

• Headline: Annuities Insights from Tony Robbins. Impact: Tony Robbins's tips on annuities inspired a generation of life coaches to create their own 'Get Rich Quick' schemes, leading to an avalanche of overpriced seminars and a national shortage of sanity.. Fact: Did you know that annuities are basically financial promises that can take longer to unravel than a soap opera plot?.
• Headline: Cuba Travel Restrictions Begin to Lift. Impact: The easing of travel to Cuba sparked an unexpected boom in retro-themed vacations, leading to a resurgence of 1950s style fashion and the reintroduction of flamingo-print shirts as a must-have accessory.. Fact: Fun fact: Cuba was once known for its cigars and classic cars. Now, it’s just known for making you feel like a time traveler with a midlife crisis..
• Headline: Nurse Joins Fight Against Ebola Epidemic. Impact: Lindsey Hallen's brave decision to head into the Ebola zone resulted in a chain reaction of nurses signing up for extreme adventures, ultimately leading to a new reality show: 'Nurses Gone Wild: Epidemic Edition.'. Fact: Ebola is no joke, and Lindsey's courage is commendable. The real question is, will we ever get our healthcare workers back from their heroic escapades?.
• Headline: ‘No, No, No, No’ Becomes Maybe for Ann Romney. Impact: Ann Romney's change of heart sparked a flurry of political endorsements that led to an unexpected rise in family dinners turning into campaign strategy sessions, with more awkward silences than ever.. Fact: Surprisingly, saying 'no' in politics is just a stepping stone to a very enthusiastic 'maybe.' It's like saying no to dessert only to find out your mother is serving a pie instead..