DECEMBER 12, 2014

Full News Archive

• Headline: Malaysia's Solar Industry Thrives Amidst Trade Tensions. Impact: The surge in solar panel production in Malaysia led to a worldwide obsession with renewable energy, resulting in an influx of solar-powered gadgets. In 2050, people were so reliant on solar energy that they tried to power their homes with solar-powered toasters, leading to the Great Toast Crisis of 2051.. Fact: Did you know that the first solar panel was created in 1839? It took over a century for people to realize they could actually use it instead of just staring at it confused..
• Headline: Bipartisan Backlash Against Bank Aid Proposal. Impact: The uproar over aiding big banks sparked a wave of 'bipartisan outrage' that eventually led to the formation of a new political party—The Party of People Who Are Mad About Everything. Their first campaign promise? To ban all financial instruments that require more than two brain cells to understand.. Fact: Fun fact: Bipartisan outrage is the only thing that can bring politicians together—unless it’s lunchtime, in which case, all bets are off..
• Headline: Theater Owner Pushes ‘Side Show’ to Close. Impact: The closure of 'Side Show' set off a chain reaction in the theater world, leading to an unprecedented rise in bizarre niche performances. By 2035, audiences were flocking to shows featuring live reenactments of tax audits.. Fact: Surprisingly, many famous musicals have been based on real-life events. Who knew conjoined twins would be less shocking than the average family reunion?.
• Headline: Gucci’s Creative and Business Heads Will Step Down. Impact: Gucci’s leadership shakeup led to a whirlwind of fashion trends, including the emergence of 'ugly chic.' By 2025, people proudly donned clothes that looked like they were stolen from a thrift store's 'donate' pile.. Fact: Did you know that the term 'fast fashion' was coined in the 1990s? Turns out, it took less time to create dreadful trends than to realize how bad they were!.