OCTOBER 22, 2014

Full News Archive

• Headline: Easing Interest Rate Laws for Borrowers. Impact: Ah yes, easing interest rate laws! This move ripples through time, leading to a future where loan sharks finally get their PhDs in 'Creative Financing' and the term 'usury' is rebranded as 'premium borrowing experience.'. Fact: Did you know that making loans easier to get is like giving a toddler a box of crayons? Sure, it’s fun until someone ends up with a colorful wall and a headache!.
• Headline: Tunisia's New Constitution Fuels ISIS Recruitment. Impact: The newfound freedoms in Tunisia could very well be the moment that sparked a trend where freedom fighters become fashion icons. Who knew that well-educated populations could lead to such a stylish recruitment drive for ISIS?. Fact: Did you know that when freedom gives way to extremism, the only thing that’s guaranteed is an uptick in really bad fashion choices? Because nothing says 'I’m joining a militant group' like a poorly tailored uniform..
• Headline: Nation’s Confidence Ebbs at a Steady Drip. Impact: As public confidence dwindles like a slow leak in a tire, it sets the stage for a future where conspiracy theories become the norm—leading to a society where everyone believes that pigeons are government spies.. Fact: Did you know that the only thing evaporating faster than public confidence is the last shred of your sanity while trying to keep up with the news? Good luck!.