SEPTEMBER 27, 2014

Full News Archive

• Headline: Living vs. Recording in Modern Culture. Impact: The ongoing debate between living in the moment and documenting life has inspired a generation of people to not only take selfies at funerals but also to create the bizarre art of 'living memorials'—where one can now attend parties in honor of their own life while still alive. Thanks, smartphone!. Fact: Did you know that in the age of social media, some people have started asking 'What should I eat for dinner?' to their followers instead of just deciding themselves? Because why not let strangers dictate your life choices?.
• Headline: Tougher Shield for Soldiers Against Predatory Lenders. Impact: The establishment of tougher shields against predatory lenders could lead to an unforeseen economic revolution where soldiers finally start investing in their futures instead of drowning in debt. Who knew that protecting our heroes from financial vampires could also save the economy?. Fact: Did you know that predatory lending practices are often compared to vampires? They suck your blood—err, money—until you're left with nothing but a pale reflection of your former self. So, stake those loans before they bite!.
• Headline: Colorado’s Perceived Left Turn Puts Governor in Tight Race. Impact: The ideological split in Colorado is paving the way for future political campaigns to resemble reality TV shows, where candidates must perform in front of cameras while simultaneously catering to the whims of urban hipsters and rural cowboys. Get ready for 'Survivor: Political Edition!'. Fact: Did you know that in politics, the only thing that unites people more than a good meme is a shared disdain for the opposing party? It's like a universal truth—my enemy's enemy is my best friend!.