SEPTEMBER 20, 2014

Full News Archive

• Headline: Big Factories Launch Biofuel Production. Impact: The rise of biofuel led to a global obsession with eco-friendly energy, resulting in a chain reaction where everyone from hipsters to oil barons suddenly had opinions on kale and quinoa. Who knew saving the planet would also cause an avocado shortage?. Fact: Did you know that biofuel was once considered a 'crazy hippie idea'? Now it's the cool kid at the energy party, while coal is left awkwardly standing in the corner..
• Headline: Alibaba's Historic IPO Moment. Impact: Alibaba's soaring debut not only revolutionized e-commerce but also sparked a worldwide trend of buying things you don't need at 2 AM. It turns out, shopping carts now come with a side of buyer's remorse.. Fact: Fun fact: If you stacked all the boxes from Alibaba's shipments, you could build a small nation. Though, good luck getting anyone to live in a cardboard box..
• Headline: Kansan Senate Race Gains National Attention. Impact: The Kansas Senate race sent shockwaves through political campaigns everywhere. Suddenly, every aspiring politician started taking notes on how to capitalize on a state’s midlife crisis. Who knew Kansas could be so trendy?. Fact: Did you know that Kansas is often referred to as the 'Heartland'? Because nothing says 'heart' like a heated Senate race where everyone is just trying to keep their pulse steady..
• Headline: In Domestic Violence Cases, N.F.L. Has a History of Lenience. Impact: The NFL's inconsistent handling of domestic violence cases sparked a wave of discussions about accountability in sports, leading to countless 'thought pieces' and hashtags that ultimately changed nothing. Bravo, society!. Fact: Did you know that the NFL's idea of discipline is about as consistent as a weather forecast? Spoiler: It's rarely accurate..