Gadgets, lab surprises, odd bets, and future-shocks from this slice of the calendar.
The Sounds of
Popular recordings and roots/country selections associated with the year
HEADLINES ON September 7, 2014
Full News Archive
- Headline: Foreign Influence on U.S. Policy Revealed. Impact: This event set off a chain reaction where think tanks became the new 'political Tinder,' swiping left on impartiality, leading to a future where the government is essentially just a puppet show funded by foreign cash. Next thing you know, your local 'think tank' is being sponsored by a country that believes pineapple belongs on pizza.. Fact: Did you know that think tanks are basically just really expensive brainstorming sessions? Who needs a whiteboard when you have a million-dollar budget?.
- Headline: Racial Perspectives Influence NBA Team Ownership. Impact: The controversy over race in sports led to a decades-long cycle of teams trying to 'white-wash' their image, resulting in future owners being forced to hold diversity training sessions that inspired a whole series of sitcoms about awkward team dynamics and quirky owners.. Fact: Fun fact: The Atlanta Hawks were once called the 'St. Louis Hawks' before they decided they needed to fly south for the winter, leaving behind their old image like a bad breakup..
- Headline: Transforming Tragedy in Central Park. Impact: This production sparked a movement where Shakespeare was reinterpreted through musical lenses, eventually leading to the strange phenomenon of 'Shakespeare in the Park' becoming a summer staple—because nothing says 'I love classic literature' like singing about tragic love in a public restroom.. Fact: Did you know that Shakespeare originally wrote his plays for a rowdy audience that often shouted back? If only he’d had Twitter!.
- Headline: Meet the Host: Defying the Rules. Impact: Chuck Todd's approach inspired a generation of journalists to abandon their pompous personas, leading to a future where news anchors are more relatable than your average barista. This culminated in a reality show called 'Meet the Press: After Dark' where anchors discuss the news over cocktails.. Fact: Did you know that hosting 'Meet the Press' is considered the Mount Everest of journalism? Just don’t forget your oxygen mask!.
- Headline: With Videos of Killings, ISIS Sends Medieval Message by Modern Method. Impact: This horrific strategy by ISIS ended up backfiring, as it caused a global backlash that united nations in ways they hadn't seen since the creation of the internet. Who knew that medieval tactics would just make everyone band together for memes and hashtags?. Fact: Fun fact: The internet was originally designed to share cat videos, but somehow it turned into the world's biggest soapbox for social issues. Thanks, ISIS!.