AUGUST 14, 2014

Full News Archive

• Headline: Intergenerational Fashion Collaboration Unveiled. Impact: This collaboration between Joe and Charlie revolutionized father-son dynamics, leading to a world where every dad thinks he can start a fashion line. Fashion Week now resembles a family reunion gone awry.. Fact: Did you know that 'men's wear' was once just called 'wear'? Because really, who needs labels when you can just wear pants?.
• Headline: Artifacts Reveal 9/11's Lasting Impact. Impact: The artifacts from the 9/11 museum sparked a global trend of memorializing tragedies through overpriced souvenirs. Soon, even the most mundane events will have upscale gift shops.. Fact: The 9/11 memorial includes not only artifacts but also a Starbucks—because nothing says 'we remember' like a tall latte..
• Headline: As Ebola’s Toll Rises, Drug Makers Race to Test Medicines. Impact: The race to develop Ebola treatments caused pharmaceutical companies to rethink their marketing strategies, leading to a future where every common cold has a multi-million-dollar ad campaign.. Fact: Ebola treatments were so experimental that some of them included 'magic' ingredients. Just kidding—no actual magic was involved..
• Headline: Is This Island Big Enough for Clinton and Obama?. Impact: The political tension between Clinton and Obama on Martha's Vineyard sparked a new reality TV show called 'Island Politics,' where former presidents battle it out over brunch.. Fact: Martha's Vineyard is the only place where politicians can argue about policy while sipping mimosas. Who said politics isn't fun?.