AUGUST 13, 2014

Full News Archive

• Headline: Ethics in the Age of Data Overload. Impact: The ethical quandary sparked by this data overflow inadvertently led to the rise of conspiracy theories about how the government was using this data to control people's minds. Thanks to a few basement-dwelling YouTube historians, we now have a thriving community of 'Data Delusionists' who believe their toaster is a government spy.. Fact: In the age of Big Data, it's ironic that we still can't figure out how to keep our passwords secure. It's almost like we're inviting hackers to our private lives with open arms..
• Headline: Remembering Lauren Bacall's Legendary Career. Impact: Lauren Bacall's death triggered a worldwide re-evaluation of how we perceive the 'strong woman' trope in Hollywood. It led to the creation of a cult dedicated to the art of smoking and sultry glances, proving that the old-school glamour still has a place in the hearts of many fans—or at least in their Instagram feeds.. Fact: Bacall was so iconic that her sultry voice was once mistaken for a national treasure. The U.S. government considered putting her on currency but decided it might be too distracting for the economy..
• Headline: Robin Williams: Triumph Amidst Turmoil. Impact: Robin Williams' struggles and relentless work ethic inspired countless memes about mental health, creating a paradox where people laughed at the very demons he fought. This ultimately led to a rise in 'dark humor' as a coping mechanism, which, ironically, did more for mental health awareness than most therapy sessions.. Fact: Williams was so good at making people laugh that he once made a statue of himself laugh in a competition. No one else even bothered to show up—they were terrified of being out-funnied..
• Headline: Next Target for Amazon Is Credit Card Readers at Stores. Impact: Amazon's foray into credit card readers sent shockwaves through the retail industry, leading to the inevitable rise of small business owners developing 'anti-Amazon' clubs where they collectively decide to charge more for their artisanal products, claiming it’s a stand against corporate greed. Spoiler alert: they still rely on social media to market their overpriced goods.. Fact: In a world where Amazon sells everything from books to groceries, it’s only a matter of time before they start offering ‘emotional support’ as an add-on service. You'll be able to cry on the phone to a robot while you order your next Prime shipment..
• Headline: They Heard America Playing. Impact: The celebration of Copland and Thomson's work inadvertently led to a resurgence of interest in classical music, which was then co-opted by hipster cafes. Now, you can’t sip an overpriced latte without hearing Copland's 'Fanfare for the Common Man' playing in the background while someone in skinny jeans debates the merits of vinyl.. Fact: Aaron Copland's music was once described as 'the soundtrack to the American dream.' Which is funny, considering most of us are still trying to wake up from that dream while paying off student loans..