JULY 4, 2014

Full News Archive

• Headline: Google's Link Removal Initiative in Europe. Impact: When Google decided to erase links in Europe, it inadvertently set off a chain reaction leading to the rise of amateur sleuths and conspiracy theorists who now believe the internet is hiding the truth. Because, you know, everyone loves a good mystery.. Fact: Did you know that if you search for your name on Google and it doesn't show up, you might just be living in a parallel universe where you're a celebrity? Or, you know, a complete nobody..
• Headline: Inwood's Unsanctioned Fireworks Tradition. Impact: The illegal fireworks tradition in Manhattan has inspired future generations to explore the fine line between fun and anarchy, leading to a world where backyard pyrotechnics become the new Olympic sport. Get your scorecards ready!. Fact: Did you know that the only thing more explosive than these illegal fireworks is the annual debate over whether to call the police or join in on the fun? It's a real dilemma!.
• Headline: Carol Loomis Retires After 60 Years. Impact: Carol Loomis retiring after 60 years was the pivotal moment that propelled the magazine industry into an existential crisis. If a legend can leave, what does that mean for the rest of us? Cue the midlife crisis ads.. Fact: Did you know that Carol Loomis probably has more wisdom in her pinky than most of us have in our entire careers? Just saying, she could probably teach a masterclass in 'How to Not Lose Your Mind After 60 Years.'.
• Headline: The Town Where Immigrants Hit a Human Wall. Impact: The protests against immigrants in Murrieta created a blueprint for 'how to turn your town into a reality TV show.' Because nothing says community spirit like screaming at strangers.. Fact: Did you know that the American flag has been used in protests since the dawn of time? Apparently, it’s the go-to accessory for those who want to feel patriotic while yelling at people..
• Headline: A Different Path to Fighting Addiction. Impact: Rejecting the AA model for addiction recovery has opened the floodgates for alternative approaches, resulting in a bizarre new world where therapy might just involve knitting circles and interpretive dance. Who knew recovery could be so avant-garde?. Fact: Did you know that some people think that the true path to healing is just a really good playlist? Because nothing says 'I'm recovering' like a dance party in your living room!.