JUNE 15, 2014

Full News Archive

• Headline: Reviving a 36-Year-Old Spacecraft. Impact: If the International Sun-Earth Explorer-3 had not been brought back, countless sci-fi movies would have had to find a new lost spacecraft trope. Think of all the terrible sequels we avoided!. Fact: Did you know that this 'zombie ship' probably has more space dust on it than your average attic? Seriously, it’s like the ultimate garage sale item from outer space..
• Headline: The Fall of Mosul: A Strategic Offensive. Impact: The rebels' success in Iraq could be seen as the butterfly that flapped its wings and set off a tornado of geopolitical chaos. Who knew a few strategic moves could lead to a full-on game of Risk in real life?. Fact: Did you know that 'years in the making' is just a fancy way of saying 'we procrastinated until it was absolutely necessary'? Classic!.
• Headline: Kaymer Maintains Lead Despite Challenges. Impact: Martin Kaymer's calm demeanor under pressure may have inspired a new generation of golfers to believe that zen-like focus could actually become a viable alternative to practice. Spoiler: It doesn't.. Fact: Did you know that if you hold a five-shot lead in golf, you're basically just playing a game of 'don't mess it up'? It's like a really boring version of Russian roulette..
• Headline: Tim Cook, Making Apple His Own. Impact: Tim Cook making Apple his own could be the moment that led to the idea that tech CEOs should be rock stars. Everyone started dressing like they just walked off a yacht. Thanks, Tim, for the new fashion trend that requires a trust fund!. Fact: Did you know that before Tim Cook, Apple was just a fruit? Okay, not really, but it sure feels that way with all these tech products that could probably double as kitchen appliances..
• Headline: Massacre Claim Shakes Iraq. Impact: If the massacre claim is true, it could serve as a grim reminder that the consequences of conflict ripple through generations, likely affecting everything from global security to the next season of political thrillers.. Fact: Did you know that the internet is a double-edged sword? It can spread information faster than a rumor in high school, but it can also be a platform for some of the darkest events in human history..