APRIL 26, 2014

Full News Archive

• Headline: Political Unity Fails Savannah Harbor Project. Impact: As politicians nodded in agreement, the lack of action triggered a series of events leading to the rise of a new political party: The Party of Inaction, which eventually became the leading cause of all future debates over coffee breaks.. Fact: Did you know that inaction is the only bipartisan effort that actually works? Just don’t expect results!.
• Headline: Elephants Thrive Amidst Agricultural Expansion. Impact: The sanctuary for elephants sparked a global movement, leading to a future where elephants become the new influencers, and their tusks are the new Bitcoin. Who would have thought gray giants would lead the next tech revolution?. Fact: Elephants can actually recognize themselves in mirrors! If only humans could do the same with their own actions..
• Headline: As Parents Make Their Own Baby Food, Industry Tries to Adapt. Impact: The DIY baby food trend led to a future where every parent became a self-proclaimed gourmet chef, resulting in a bizarre reality show called 'Baby Food Masterchef', which was both adorable and terrifying.. Fact: Did you know that the first baby food was created in a can? And now parents are literally blending organic kale while wearing aprons that say 'I make my own baby food'—how the tables have turned!.