APRIL 14, 2014

Full News Archive

• Headline: Obama's Influence on Political Aspirations. Impact: The 'Obama Effect' inspired a generation of political aspirants to either run for office or become overpaid consultants, thus ensuring that every coffee shop in America had at least one person discussing their 'political ambitions' while never actually doing anything.. Fact: Did you know that the only thing that inspires more people to run for office than Obama is a viral cat video? Same energy, less chance of winning..
• Headline: Venture Capital Boosts Silicon Valley Start-Ups. Impact: The endless flow of venture capital into already rich start-ups has created an economy where the only thing more inflated than their valuation is the egos of their founders, ultimately leading to a nationwide shortage of humble pie.. Fact: Did you know that every time a start-up raises more money, a unicorn gets its wings? Just kidding, but it sure feels like it with all those fantasy valuations!.
• Headline: A Year After the Boston Marathon Bombings, Injured Brothers Endure. Impact: The bravery of the Norden brothers in the aftermath of the Boston Marathon bombings sparked a wave of advocacy for survivors and a cultural shift towards resilience, reminding everyone that strength can emerge from tragedy.. Fact: Did you know that the human spirit is remarkably resilient? It's almost as if it was designed for endurance—much like a bad pop song that just won’t quit..
• Headline: Spieth Falters and Youth Movement Stalls on Back Nine. Impact: Spieth’s faltering at a young age taught future golfers that winning isn’t everything, but it’s a lot more fun than finishing three shots back; thus, every amateur golfer now has the perfect excuse for a bad round.. Fact: Did you know that golf is the only sport where you can yell 'fore' and still not be taken seriously? Kind of like all those start-up pitches!.