MARCH 23, 2014

Full News Archive

• Headline: Obama's Journey Through Catholic Social Justice. Impact: Had Obama not dabbled in Catholic social justice, he might have spent his days as a barista with a dream instead of a President. Who knows? Maybe Starbucks would have become the next political powerhouse.. Fact: Fun fact: The Catholic Church has been advocating for social justice since before it was cool. Talk about trendsetters!.
• Headline: Syracuse's Heartbreaking Tournament Exit. Impact: With Syracuse's elimination, a chain reaction of disappointment led to a pizza shortage as fans drowned their sorrows in pepperoni. The pizza industry took a major hit, and now we blame it all on basketball.. Fact: Did you know that ‘March Madness’ is just a fancy term for ‘let’s all lose our minds together’?.
• Headline: The Unpredictable Journey of Alex Chilton. Impact: Alex Chilton's uncertain path likely inspired countless musicians to embrace their own lack of direction, leading to the rise of indie bands named after obscure concepts and feelings. Thanks, Alex, for the existential crisis soundtrack.. Fact: Did you know that uncertainty is the new certainty in the music industry? Just ask any artist with a single named 'Untitled'..
• Headline: Lobbyists Set to Fight Royalty Bill for Artists. Impact: If Sotheby’s and Christie’s had just played nice, artists might have received fair compensation, leading to an explosion of creativity. Instead, we got a lot of sad artists and even sadder paintings.. Fact: Did you know that the art world is like a high-stakes poker game? The only difference is that nobody knows the rules!.