MARCH 17, 2014

Full News Archive

• Headline: Start-Ups Revolutionizing the Space Industry. Impact: If Planet Labs succeeds, we might see a future where anyone can launch a satellite from their backyard, leading to a new era of backyard astronomy parties and unsolicited space selfies.. Fact: Did you know that the idea of private companies in space was once considered as far-fetched as your uncle's claim of building a time machine out of a toaster?.
• Headline: Florida Top Seed in NCAA Tournament. Impact: This could set off a chain reaction where mid-major teams start forming alliances, leading to a 'March Madness Civil War'—who knew basketball could be so dramatic?. Fact: Fun fact: The only thing lighter than this bracket is the collective IQ of some of the fans who fill out their brackets based on team colors..
• Headline: Water Rights Disputes Amid Western Drought. Impact: The battle over water rights could inspire a new reality show: 'Water Wars: Thirsty in the West', where cities and farmers compete in absurd challenges to claim their share. Spoiler: everyone loses.. Fact: Did you know that in 2023, the West was still arguing over water rights? At this rate, they'll need to hire a mediator who specializes in soggy disputes..
• Headline: Kansas Has Star on the Court and Maybe One in Reserve. Impact: Andrew Wiggins' emergence could lead to a series of 'where are they now?' documentaries in the future about basketball stars who never quite made it because they fell out of favor with their coaches.. Fact: Did you know that stress fractures are now the leading cause of bench-warming? Forget injuries, it's all about keeping your spot warm for the next big star..