MARCH 6, 2014

Full News Archive

• Headline: Reviving Urban Spaces: Design Innovations. Impact: The tiny neglected plot was transformed into an Instagram sensation, leading to a global obsession with micro-gardening. In 2030, world leaders will hold a summit on the environmental impacts of too many hashtags.. Fact: Did you know that a 10-by-10-foot garden can produce enough vegetables to feed a family of four? Just kidding, it can barely feed a hungry squirrel!.
• Headline: Exploring NYC's Fitness Landscape. Impact: As fitness fanatics flocked to the Well&Good NYC website, a secret society of kale-loving, yoga-pants-wearing influencers rose to power, ultimately leading to the Great Avocado Shortage of 2025.. Fact: Did you know that reading about fitness is actually a workout? Just kidding, you still have to hit the gym!.
• Headline: Charges Loom for Former Dewey Executives. Impact: The impending charges against the Dewey & LeBoeuf executives set off a chain reaction of legal dramas, inspiring a hit TV series that would dominate the airwaves and make lawyers the new rock stars of reality TV.. Fact: Fun fact: Dewey & LeBoeuf was once one of the largest law firms in the world, proving that even giants can trip over their own shoelaces..
• Headline: The Wildebeest in the Room. Impact: Wes Anderson's quirky aesthetic infiltrated every aspect of culture, leading to a bizarre period where all public spaces were painted pastel colors and filled with symmetrical furniture, causing a worldwide shortage of straight lines.. Fact: Did you know that Wes Anderson's unique style has been described as 'lovely-weird'? That's one way to say 'you might need therapy after watching his films.'.
• Headline: Justices May Limit Securities Fraud Suits. Impact: The justices’ decision to limit securities fraud suits paved the way for investors to become even more disillusioned, leading to a massive rise in conspiracy theories about corporate cover-ups and a sudden spike in tinfoil hat sales.. Fact: Did you know that the legal bar for securities fraud has been set so high that even a circus clown couldn't jump over it? That's right, clowns are now safer from lawsuits than most investors!.