NOVEMBER 16, 2013

Full News Archive

• Headline: The Transformation of Washington, D.C.. Impact: This headline sparked a movement that led to the rise of pride parades around the globe. Little did they know, a simple shift in perception would lead to a cataclysm of glitter, rainbows, and demand for more fabulous politicians in office.. Fact: Did you know that the phrase 'The Gayest Place on Earth' was originally intended for Disneyland before they realized it would be more accurate for D.C.?.
• Headline: Unexpected Fun at Elite Auctions. Impact: This incident ultimately led to stricter security at auctions, causing the rise of a black market for 'accidentally left' art pieces. Now, million-dollar paintings are more likely to be found in someone's attic than in a gallery.. Fact: Fun fact: This person, who forgot their millions, is now a legendary figure in the 'How Not to Be a Millionaire' self-help book circuit..
• Headline: Easier Marketing for GM Soybeans. Impact: The ease of marketing genetically modified soybeans opened a Pandora's box of crop modifications, leading to the creation of 'super beans' that can now outsmart human farmers and plot world domination.. Fact: Did you know that genetically modified soybeans can produce more soybeans than you can shake a stick at? Too bad they can't shake hands with regular beans..
• Headline: Emotional Support, With Fur, Draws Complaints on Planes. Impact: Complaints about emotional support animals on planes led to a booming market for stylish pet accessories, which inadvertently created the world's first airline fashion week—because who wouldn't want their pet to be the runway model?. Fact: Did you know that emotional support animals are often given more legroom than the humans they accompany? It's a furry conspiracy!.