NOVEMBER 11, 2013

Full News Archive

• Headline: The Rise of Data Start-Ups. Impact: As startups began harnessing data faster than a caffeinated squirrel, the information age was catapulted into hyperdrive. This led to a future where everyone's online shopping habits were so perfectly predicted that even your refrigerator started suggesting meals based on your browsing history. Bon appétit, or should I say, bon algorithm!. Fact: Did you know that the term 'big data' has nothing to do with size? It's actually just a clever ploy to make our data seem more important than it really is. You're welcome!.
• Headline: BlackBerry's Revival and Watsa's Role. Impact: In a twist of fate, V. Prem Watsa’s attempts to save BlackBerry led to the creation of an underground movement where hipsters began to fetishize outdated technology, sparking a renaissance of flip phones and the art of 'not being reachable.' Who knew nostalgia could be so profitable?. Fact: Fun fact: BlackBerry was once the smartphone of choice for world leaders. Now it’s more like the phone you find in your grandma’s attic next to her old rotary telephone..
• Headline: Marrying Companies and Content. Impact: Contently's rise coincided with an increase in corporate jargon and buzzwords, leading to a future where every email is peppered with 'synergy' and 'leverage.' This ultimately birthed a new generation of confused interns who still have no idea what their bosses are talking about.. Fact: Did you know that storytelling is considered a vital skill in business? Apparently, 'once upon a time' can also lead to 'once upon a quarterly report.'.
• Headline: Many Black New Yorkers Are Seeing de Blasio’s Victory as Their Own. Impact: De Blasio’s victory was the spark that ignited a thousand neighborhood block parties, uniting communities in a rare moment of collective joy. This later resulted in a yearly celebration dubbed 'De Blasio Day,' where everyone pretended to be politically engaged for a whole 24 hours.. Fact: Did you know that Bill de Blasio’s family background became a talking point for news outlets? It’s almost like they were looking for the next great American soap opera storyline..