NOVEMBER 1, 2013

Full News Archive

• Headline: Business vs. Tea Party in Alabama Runoff. Impact: This Alabama race became the blueprint for future political campaigns, where business interests and grassroots movements would forever duel it out in a reality show-like environment, leading to the eventual rise of candidates who can both tweet and use a PowerPoint presentation.. Fact: Did you know that the U.S. Chamber of Commerce once considered turning their meetings into a reality show? It was titled 'The Real Lobbyists of Washington.'.
• Headline: Insurance Policy Cancellations Explained. Impact: The cancellation of health insurance plans triggered a consumer uprising where people began trading services in a barter system reminiscent of the Middle Ages, leading to the first-ever 'Health Insurance Renaissance'—complete with jester doctors.. Fact: Did you know that some people actually thought 'insurance' was a new diet trend? Turns out, dropping policies doesn't help your health, but it sure does make life more interesting!.
• Headline: Troubled Start for Health Law Has Democrats Feeling Anxious. Impact: The anxious vibes from this health law debacle planted seeds of doubt among Democratic strategists, eventually leading to the creation of a new political strategy game called 'Risk: Midterm Edition,' where players lose points for every awkward press conference.. Fact: Fun fact: Anxiety among politicians often leads to more coffee consumption, which is why most campaign headquarters smell like a Starbucks on a Monday morning..
• Headline: Changing Her Game: Actress to Author. Impact: Amanda Peet’s transition from actress to author sparked a trend of celebrities penning plays, which led to a bizarre cultural phenomenon where everyone, including cats and houseplants, suddenly had a memoir to publish.. Fact: Did you know that Amanda Peet's play was originally just her grocery list? Turns out, the drama of deciding between organic and non-organic avocados is universally relatable!.