OCTOBER 24, 2013

Full News Archive

• Headline: Signs of Economic Recovery in Euro Zone. Impact: The so-called 'Euro Zone Recovery' led to everyone believing they could just shrug off their financial woes, resulting in an explosion of overpriced coffee shops in Madrid. Because who needs savings when you have a double-shot espresso?. Fact: Fun fact: The Euro was supposed to be a unifying currency, but mostly it just unifies the confusion about how to pronounce 'quintuple dip recession.'.
• Headline: Christie's Controversial Post-Sandy Leadership. Impact: This event catalyzed the birth of the 'selfie disaster recovery' movement, where politicians learned to pose with victims for Instagram likes. Because nothing says 'I care' like a well-framed photo op.. Fact: Hurricane Sandy was so impactful that it turned weather disasters into political campaigns. Next up: 'Vote for Me, I'm a Survivor!' bumper stickers!.
• Headline: Eye-Catching Wingtips, but They Aren’t for Show. Impact: The introduction of winglets not only improved fuel efficiency but also inspired a new trend in fashion, where people started attaching mini winglets to their shoes. Because if you can't fly, at least your feet can look like they might.. Fact: Winglets are the reason your flight is slightly less like being stuck in a tin can. They reduce drag, allowing airlines to save money and you to save your sanity!.
• Headline: Twitter Illiterate? Mastering the @BC’s. Impact: This sparked a massive influx of 'Twitter for Dummies' books, leading to a generation of people who think 'tweeting' is an acceptable substitute for actual conversation. Thanks, social media!. Fact: 18% of American internet users being active on Twitter means that the rest are either blissfully unaware or just really good at avoiding social media-induced anxiety. Who knew ignorance could be so peaceful?.