OCTOBER 5, 2013

Full News Archive

• Headline: Flaming Saddles: A Unique Bar Experience. Impact: If only the cowboys of old had known they’d inspire a dance bar in Manhattan, perhaps they’d have traded in their lassos for sequins. Who knew that line dancing could lead to a revolution in gay nightlife? Now every cowboy hat in the country is a symbol of freedom and fabulousness.. Fact: Did you know that 'Flaming Saddles' is a pioneer in the cowboy-meets-disco genre? Forget about the Wild West; this is the Wild East!.
• Headline: Harry Macklowe's Ambitious Tower Project. Impact: Macklowe's audacious Park Avenue tower might just inspire future developers to take their buildings to new heights—literally! Who knew that a quarter-mile high would be the new gold standard? Imagine the skyline wars of the future!. Fact: Did you know that building a quarter-mile high is just a fancy way of saying, 'Look at me, I have more money than sense!' It's like playing Jenga with skyscrapers..
• Headline: Coach Kill's Resilience in Adversity. Impact: Jerry Kill’s approach to coaching, complete with seizure protocols, might just inspire future coaches to prioritize health over the traditional 'no pain, no gain' mantra. Who knew football could be so... health-conscious?. Fact: Did you know that the only thing tougher than a college football coach is a college football coach with a seizure protocol? Talk about multitasking!.
• Headline: Upstart Abu Dhabi Airline Becomes Ally to European Carriers. Impact: With Etihad Airlines swooping in like a superhero of finance, European airlines might just become overly dependent—leading to a future where Middle Eastern airlines own a significant chunk of Europe’s skies. Welcome to the new world order, where the jet set meets the jet debt!. Fact: Did you know that Etihad's motto should really be 'We’ll lend you money, but we’ll also be your boss'? It's like a financial honeymoon that never ends!.
• Headline: Boehner Urges G.O.P. Unity in ‘Epic Battle’. Impact: Boehner's call for G.O.P. unity might have led to a series of 'epic battles' that could rival any superhero franchise. Who knew that Congress could be the ultimate reality show? Tune in next week for more drama!. Fact: Did you know that 'epic battles' in Congress usually involve more paperwork than actual fighting? It's less 'Game of Thrones' and more 'Game of Boring Meetings.'.