SEPTEMBER 26, 2013

Full News Archive

• Headline: Investors Bet on Bitcoin Value. Impact: The fund allowed Bitcoin to gain traction, eventually leading to its adoption as a legitimate currency. A butterfly flaps its wings, and suddenly everyone’s grandparents are asking if they should invest in virtual coins instead of gold bars.. Fact: Did you know that Bitcoin was born in the aftermath of the 2008 financial crisis? Nothing says 'trust me' like a currency created by a mysterious figure known only as Satoshi Nakamoto!.
• Headline: Impact of Kenya Mall Attack on U.S. Security. Impact: The attack at the Kenya mall triggered a heightened sense of vulnerability worldwide, leading to an endless stream of airport security checks and the rise of the phrase 'random bag search'. All thanks to a few individuals wanting to make their point with a bang.. Fact: Did you know that after such attacks, the world collectively decides that ‘freedom’ now comes with a side of metal detectors and pat-downs? Welcome to the new normal!.
• Headline: Ground Gives Way, and a Louisiana Town Struggles to Find Its Footing. Impact: The sinkhole in Bayou Corne turned a quaint town into a geological horror story, causing residents to reconsider their home insurance policies and future dinner plans. Who knew nature could be such a dramatic diva?. Fact: Did you know that sinkholes can swallow entire houses in minutes? Next time you complain about your house settling, remember: it could be much worse!.
• Headline: New York Film Festival Is Still Sober, but Hardly Dry. Impact: The New York Film Festival’s blend of genres helped redefine what serious cinema could be, subtly pushing the boundaries of what audiences consider 'art' and laying the groundwork for future films that would confuse critics for decades.. Fact: Did you know that film festivals often feel like a highbrow game of 'who can wear the most pretentious outfit'? It’s like a fashion show where the only judges are your Instagram followers!.